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Fat an Evolutionary Development?

An alternative way of understanding this evolutionary development is to review the relative fat to muscle body mass ratio of a prehistoric African bushman with that of the average American 18-wheel trucker. On the one hand we have a lean muscular athlete with heightened senses and an aerobic capacity that allows for him to run for tens of kilometres non-stop at any desired pace.

On the other we have an athletically bankrupt helpless tub of lard.

Clearly this is a subjective comparison as although genetically they are essentially identical, the standards which could be used to define species success are so wildly different as to be meaningless, or even misleading in the case of the Homer’s lovechild.

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It is clear that the government experts and their ‘can’t get a proper job’ qwango waster scientists are making fundamental errors in social judgement. How can there be any meaningful comparison between a human with access to a diverse, cheap and readily available food supply, high-energy sugar drinks, warm shelter and unlimited opportunities to watch diverse mating rituals at broadband speeds, with a lithe ancestor who faced a daily struggle to survive starvation and disease, exposure and all the while having to evade other hostile predators.

It is clear that evolutionary pressures are selecting against ‘healthy’ aerobically athletic humans with a poor diet and an unenviable lifespan, which would suggest once again that the overweight overlarge homo-sapiens lardus are indeed the next step on the ladder to that disembodied ‘pure thought’ energy being.

It would be interesting to know what the illiterate near-savage thought of this disparity of lifestyle, and indeed what the African bushman thought of it as well.

Councelling

It should come as no surprise that to compensate for the overzealous government crackdown on overweight people, many can now visit specialist fat counsellors who will speak knowledgeably and at length about the goal of balanced corpulence. These enlightened nutritionist psychologists are expert in calming the stressed-out layers of lard with promises of unhurried and seemingly endless mealtimes and all you can eat for $6-coupon brunches.

Hypnotism and other subconscious techniques are now used increasingly to quash that useless skinner inner-self which the delusional authorities seem to think wants ‘out.’ So successful are these techniques that any vague unease about the sylph-like alter ego that constantly bitches about the pies and chocolate simply disappear like magic.

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